Calgary is a booming oil town. I am taking part in the boom by training the staff who sell booths to these oil companies at huge exhibitions held here. Here is what I have discoverd in this small foothill hamlet:
Canadians love hockey.
Every night I watch SportscenTRE.
Sportscentre features mainly hockey highlights and gentlemen with mullets talking about hockey.
On Sportcentre, there is not a top 10. There is an HonOUR Roll.
I have not seen this much new building construction since Shanghai.
Graffiti artists in Calgary have excellent skills.
If you go to Canada and you have been to Thailand in the past two years, the customs officer will assume you are a sex tourist.
I am fine with that.
Brits can distinguish an American and Canadian accent like I can distinguish a Brit and Scottish accent.
If you wear heels and are concerned about getting stuck in sidewalk grills in Calgary, fear not; there are metal foot plates you can step on.
You can find almost any ethnicity of food in Calgary.
It is still light out at 9:45pm.
People actually live downtown in Calgary.
Drivers stop at red lights in Canada.
Canadians do not like Vince Carter.
Canadians dress like it is the middle of summer when the temperature is approaching 55 degrees.
Canadian beer is drinkable.
99% of Canadians prefer to wear headphones when walking to work.
Steaks available in Calgary: Bison, Elk, Caribou, Big Freakin Cows.
I have not seen a gas station since I have been in Canada.
A TV News reporter is a popular profession for Candians of Indian descent.
One can fly from Calgary to London direct; travel time: 9 hours. I must fly from Calgary to Phoenix to St. Louis; travel time: 7.5 hours.
I will be back here again soon, so no pictures this time.
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