Tuesday, July 19, 2005

City Hash, July 17, 2005

City Hash 8 - July 17, 2005

The blazing 35c afternoon of July 17 witnessed the 32nd running of the Kyushu Hash House Harriers (The Professor’s Return). With Disco A** set on organizing a successful day after a minor fiasco in Miyazaki last month, the group gathered in front of Kumamoto Station among sleeping ojiisans and yelping school girls. The group set out and was quickly confused by the diverging trails and maze of ancient shrines and monuments of the Kitaoka Nature Park. Then it was on through the noodle-thin streets of Yokote Machi. The trails meandered through forgotten toriis and emerged at the newly gutted Shimasaki Quarry (as seen before on Champon Adventures). With an option to bask in the ectoplasmic green waters of the ancient quarry, the hashers made their way east back towards the city. On Home was reached after the trail wound through the raked rock gardens of the Hosokawa Mansion, a bum residence and the massive parking lot for the high school baseball tournament. Everyone found relief in the cool breeze and ample shadiness of Ninomaru Park. As the clouds rolled in and the lightning began, a rousing religion was held. The gods rumbled their approval, for Disco A** had made these hashers smile.


The dirty details:

-25 heads turned out. There were 7 immortals and about 7 virgins along with 4 Miyazakians, a long way from home.

- A more-red-than-usual Alastair finished the course about 10 minutes after Disco A** and caused DA’s heart to jump when he earlier cried in anguish happening upon the YBF.

- No one was overcome by the heat to the point of medical attention. Thanks for doin’ it safe everyone.

- 2 hashers merit special attention for their (before the jump) loins of steel. James and Mark took up my offer of an 8m jump into the quarry lake. Its radiated sacred waters instantaneously rendered them uber-impo.

- There were 3 immortalizations on the day:
  
(1) – Alastair was coined “Red Raja” after many stellar hash performances. His blazing red speed and hair to match along with his genealogy of Indian oppression were brought to light.
(2) – Nancy, always bringing her legendary genkiness to each hash was made into Sister “Poo Ticket” —the Japanese toilet paper brand bearing her name(Hello! Nancy!) and its Aussie slang term.
(3) – Miyazaki hare Emily was baptized as “Jacko Flash”. She has previously introduced the hash (and alcohol: one in the same) to young high school boys in MiyaBama. Also quoted was her great hash performances and propensity to shed her inhibitions at various times.

- After about a year hiatus, Professor Quintana marked a successful return to the hash thanks to its Sunday placement.

- A big thanks to everyone who made it out. It’s great to have such numbers and especially a good number of first-timers. Keep spreading the word.

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On the occasion of personally completing 3 happy years on the Kumamoto/Kyushu HHH, I want to share some facts and personal shout outs. Most of this information can be found in the ever-expanding Official Kyushu Hash Excel Spreadsheet. You can see a small sample here or download it from the Kumamoto AJET Yahoo!Groups page. Make it yours today!








This was the 32nd running of the hash. I have been a hare or a co-hare for 10 hashes. I have not missed a hash in the last 3 years here, that’s 24 of them. I’ve also hashed in Hong Kong, Singapore and I will hash soon in Thailand. We have had some excellent hashes this year. 4 out of 9 hashes brought crowds of over 20. The hash is alive and well. Big shouts to Kumamoto Hash founders Austin, aka Sakuraba, and James Ringworm. Also, hash legends Muppet, Fracas, Lettuce, Sonic-san—you’d be proud. I am happy to have continued the tradition during my time in Japan. This has been my livelihood while I have been here and I will miss it. I am confident this strong tradition will continue for many years. Sh*tf*ck, Sliced Bush, Nuck-a-Nuts, Jacko Flash, Bitchiro and all you other immortals that will be sticking around: You have been chosen from many to show others the way. Keep it up here and in Miyazaki and bring it elsewhere. Be proud of who you are, don’t forget your roots and most of all, ON ON!

If you happen to have the picture from the starting box, could you mail it to me or post it in comments? Thanks.

Last Lesson

Today, I had my last English classes in Japan. I decided to play a game of maru/batsu. It is the Japanese version of true/false, where I read a statement and the students walk to the true or false side of the room and rack up points if they're right. I made all the statements about myself and Japan. Here were the questions, how many could you get right?


1 Mark is 26 years old.
2 Mark eats onigiri for breakfast. (rice ball wrapped in seaweed)
3 In Korea, Mark ate dog. (actually it was China)
4 Mark went surfing for the first time in Miyazaki.
5 Mark studies Kanji by watching Japanese Comedy TV Programs.
6 Mark will travel to Africa when he leaves Japan.
7 Mark’s brother Joe lived in Fukuoka.
8 Mark thinks the most delicious takoyaki is in Osaka. (octopus dough ball)
9 Mark went snowboarding in Hokkaido and Nagano.
10 Mark passed 2kyu Japanese test. (3kyu)
11 Mark know the kanji for ”へ” 屁 (fart).
12 Mark had a bicycle, motorbike and a car in Japan.
13 Mark always likes to eat school lunch.
14 Mark has been to the Kumamoto Fish Auction.
15 Mark went scuba diving in Thailand.
16 Mark lives on a farm in America.
17 Mark say Aya Ueto at a shopping mall in Tokyo. (popular Japanese pop star)
18 Mark watched the sumo championship in Fukuoka.
19 Mark has been to Australia and New Zealand.
20 Mark can write his first and last name in katakana in less than 5 seconds. (マークフィンガーハット)

Thursday, July 14, 2005

words to leave by

I recently had the going away party at my Board of Education. We are asked to get in front and say a few words. Some people don't think much of it, but to me, it's pretty important. Especially because I have been in Japan for 3 years, it's more than "thanks, good-bye." It's chance to show the people who work so hard to make out jobs here much easier, make our jobs possible. The speech to them should be in Japanese, for obvious reasons, and to show them you have cared enough the last few years to take some time to study a bit. I wrote it myself with helpful corrections and suggestions by Manami. So here was my speech, good luck, jf:

If you can't read the Japanese characters, mess with your encoding in your browser.

こんばんは

私はマーク フィンガーハットです。

これまでの3年間、早かったです。私は江南、江原そして花陵の3つの中学校に勤務(きんむ)していました。3中学校とも、とても楽しかったです。まず、江南中学校の生徒たちの英語のレベルはとても高いと感(かん)じました。そして江原中学校と花陵中学校の生徒たちは、英語を使うことを躊躇(ちゅうちょ)せず、私とcommunicationをとってくれ、たくさんの面白い日本語を教えてくれました。その中で、私が一番、気に入(い)っているのが、帰る時に使う“さよ おなら”です。しつれいしました。

この3年間、私は本当にたくさんの助けが必要(ひつよう)でした。以前(いぜん)、教職員課に勤務(きんむ)されていた長田さん、退職(たいしょく)された横田さん、そして教職員課の吉住さん、清藤さん、樋口さん。
本当にありがとうございました。とても感謝(かんしゃ)しています。

最後に、私はこれから少しの間、東南アジアを旅行して、そのあとアメリカでの生活を始めたいと思っています。日本、そして熊本のことは絶対(ぜったい)に忘れません。将来(しょうらい)は日本語を使った仕事をしてみたいです。
現在、熊本にたくさんの友達ができましたが、親戚(しんせき)もできました。兄ジョーの おくさんのご家族のみなさんです。

熊本でたくさんの思い出ができました。本当にお世話になりました。ありがとうございました。

Sunday, July 10, 2005

man imitating nature...

Tasaki Market, Kumamoto 田崎市場 

I e-mailed my friend Jamie the other day and told him I was about to go to the fish auction. He replied: "whoa, I didn't know you were in Tokyo, when are you coming back?"

Hard to believe, but there is a fairly huge fish market/auction right here in Kumamoto. It's located about 2km west of Kumamoto Station in Tasaki Machi. This past Thursday, Joe D and I joined two of my Karyo JH teachers for an early-morning tour. We met the teachers at about 5:30am then headed over to the market. I was manning the video camera so Joe snapped all these photos.

fukushima, joe, mf
Mr. Fukushima, Joe and I pose with our official market tourist hats. Too fly.

auction time
All these guys gather every morning among rows and rows of styrofoam boxes filled with all kinds of sea animals. The guy standing above everyone runs the auction.

bulk squid
かわいそマグロ
poor thangs
Squid, bloody Tuna tails and my current desktop photo. Gorgeous shot, Joe.

cuttin' moves
サシミ作り中
A large Tuna is cut into more managable pieces before being sliced into the classic sushi shape.

melon phalanx
veggie auction
After getting our fill of fish guts, we headed over to the fruits and vegetable market. These watermelon line up for shipment. There is also an auction for fruits and veggies, this was more organized and formal than the fish auction.

At about 7am, we ducked into a tiny shop for a delicious breakfast of Maguro-don. It was a heaping bowl of raw tuna with and egg on top with seaweed slices and mountain potato. We poured soy sauce and wasabi on top. One of the freshest and most delicious breakfasts i've ever had. Finally, it was time to go back home and freshen up for a long day at school. On the way, we spotted this hip hop fan. I think she was just coming home from a long night of clubbin'. SEXY!
And on the way home...

Thursday, June 30, 2005

Takahashi Inari Shrine, Kumamoto City

shrine view
I recently visited an amazing shrine not too far from my house in the city. In 3 years, I had not been there and no one had recommended it to me. Just looking at the pictures again, I'm glad I went. It's quite a beautiful place.
flag tori

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Farewell Speech Censorship

I was asked to give a speech for the farewell ceremony by Kumamoto Prefecture to departing ALTs this Friday. I wasn't told to whom or how long I would have to give the speech. I assumed it was only to other (foreigner) English teachers. So here is what I wrote:



Good afternoon. My name is Mark Fingerhut. I am a 3rd year chugakko ALT from Kumamoto City. I have been involved in many of the JET conferences, several workshops, English camps and Kumamoto AJET. I have had the pleasure of meeting and making friends with many of you. I congratulate you on completing your tenure on the JET program.

Today, I won’t talk a lot about my own personal experiences in Kumamoto. I won’t tell you about my numerous waterfall jumps from Amakusa to Yakushima. I am not going to talk about eating snake, dog or kangaroo on my JET vacations. I certainly will not discuss the too often than usual all night benders in the City. Also, I won’t spend time talking about my passion during my time in Japan, the Kumamoto Hash House Harriers.

Instead, I want to talk about how each of us can use our own experiences in Kumamoto, how we can learn from these experiences and put them to use in the future. Please allow me to hopefully be the last person to give you these immortal words: “Every situation is different.” Each of us comes from a different background, have lived very different lives here in Japan, and no doubt will pursue varying paths in the future. However, we will now be linked together with our time in Kumamoto.

I want to suggest that a large part of living in Japan has yet to take place for us. When we reflect on our time in Japan, we should have the proper time and space to do so. No matter where, when or how long we spend in this reflection will obviously vary, but when you do, try to keep a couple things in mind.

First, although some may disagree, we have all gained valuable teaching experience here. I imagine most of us have faced the familiar situation of a teacher asking us to make a fun and interesting activity specifically suited to today’s grammar point 5 minutes before class. At this point you know that the success of your English classes was dictated by the amount of work and energy you put into it. You could see the results of your efforts in the excited looks on the students faces, or more realistically for me, the puddles of saliva forming on sleeping students’ desks. Some of us have been lucky enough to work at multiple schools and have had the chance to work with many different teachers. We have had to adjust to each teacher’s teaching style and adopt a role in the framework of each teacher’s lesson plans, whether it was Mark, the university educated tape recorder or a leader in the classroom. In a word, the art of Flexibility.

My second point is similar, in that simply living in Japan and learning the culture has required a sense of flexibility in many situations. It takes a strong person to live in a foreign culture as we have done. I think that we are all better suited to handle situations of adversity and challenge because of our experiences here in Japan. One should not take lightly the fact that we have lived in a culture as unique as Japan’s. We have faced many challenges and have come out on top. As America’s omnipotent leader George W. Bush says: “It’s incredibly hard work.”

Thirdly, we can all take with us some kind of unique talent or skill that we have learned or developed in Japan. It may be mastery of the language or a martial art. Sure, it was only against shogakksei, but I’ve really become quite a terrific sumo wrestler. Perhaps it’s a skill such as photography, flower arranging or dodging buses on your bike. It always amazes me how people enjoy such varied activities in Japan such as salsa dancing, surfing, capioera, kimono contests, drum lessons, manga or ultimate frisbee. Maybe you take pride in your creation of dynamic and engaging lesson plans. Perhaps like myself, you enjoy exploring the unique landscape and amazing mountains and waterfalls in the countryside. However you have spent your leisure time in Japan will hopefully lead to increased cultural awareness and personal development.

Lastly, I could not think of reflecting on the JET program without mentioning friends. Although I was lucky enough to join my brother in Japan for my first 2 years, many of us came to Japan not knowing anyone else. We have formed countless friendships and relationships with our co-workers and fellow JETs. The amazing people we have befriended will forever populate our memories of Japan. We only hope that the kindness we have received can some day be repaid in some respect. Although we may not present future visitors to our house with a plate of raw horse swimming in wasabi-tinged soy sauce, we can offer hospitality nonetheless. Whether it is inviting a teacher to visit your hometown or providing a home stay for a student of yours in the future, we can continue our relationships with those we have met from Japan.

We have indeed formed unique bonds with other ALTs. Perhaps more often when we first came to Japan than recently, we may have felt as though we were placed on this small island with people speaking a strange language with strange culture and manners. Most of us have formed very strong bonds with other foreigners cast into the same situation. We have been comforted and entertained by each other. We’ve been travel partners, drinking buddies, givers of advice, mentors, sources of inspiration, teammates and most of all, friends. While many of us will remain friends and in contact after our time in Japan, we will see others only in our memories. Let us say thank you to these friends and wish them the best of luck in the future.

I would like to end my ramblings today with a couple quotes from others who have said it better than I or George W. Bush can ever hope to. The first is from author T.S. Eliot.

"We shall not cease from exploring and at the end of our exploration, we will return to where we started and know the place for the first time."

The next is a very special quotation commonly invoked in various situations throughout the English speaking community in Japan. Its use peaked during the tenure of my brother, one Joe Fingerhut. It has many meanings, but today I offer it as advice to you, something to remember above all things as you continue on your respective journeys from this day forward:

“Let’s enjoy.”

Good Luck to you all. Thank you.





I thought it was decent. It was an honest view of a lot of aspects of our job. I tried to keep it light and add a few jokes in there. So I faxed it to the Prefecture for review. My supervisor called me this morning and said I had to change it. (1) It was too long. (2) I wasn't to mention George Bush. I was told the speech would be for the governer of the Prefecture. Fine, point taken. Here is the compromised, watered down, censored other version:



Good afternoon. My name is Mark Fingerhut. I am a 3rd year junior high ALT from Kumamoto City. I have been involved in many of the JET conferences, several workshops, English camps and Kumamoto AJET. I have had the pleasure of meeting and making friends with many of you. I’d like to thank the Kumamoto Prefectural Board of Education for this opportunity to speak. I congratulate you on completing your tenure on the JET program.

Even though many of us will soon leave Japan, I believe a large part of living in Japan has yet to take place for us. The way we remember our experience here and how we use those positive experiences in the future is a large part of our internationalization. When we reflect on our time in Japan, we should have the proper time and space to do so. No matter where, when or how long we spend in this reflection will obviously vary, but when you do, try to keep a couple things in mind.

Many of us have received overwhelming kindness from host families, neighbors, co-workers and friends. When we first arrived in Japan, our transition was very smooth thanks to the energies of our supervisors and English teachers. Any difficulties or questions we had at the beginning were quickly taken care of with kindness and general efficiency. From whatever part of Kumamoto Prefecture you lived in, I am positive you received endless help and hospitality from those around you. We should never forget this.

There are many positive aspects of Japanese culture that we can take with us. I am sure we have all witnessed how much time our fellow teachers devote to their jobs and to the students. I hope our co-workers long hours and strong work ethic inspire us to devote all of our energy to whatever path we pursue.

Also, we should think about Japan’s commitment to internationalization. We should be grateful that we have been able to teach within the public school system and have contact with so many students. Although every student will not choose to pursue the study of English, I am positive we have increased interest in international cultures and awareness of a world outside Japan.

On behalf of all JETs present here today, I want to say thank you to everyone who has supported us during our time in Kumamoto. I want to thank Kumamoto Prefecture for honoring us with these certificates. We may not realize how much the Prefectural Board of Education and the International Affairs section has done for us, but let us take this time to say thank you once again. I would also like to express my appreciation for our supervisors, who have worked tirelessly to make our lives as smooth as possible.

I urge everyone to enjoy your last few weeks on the JET program. Instead of thinking about leaving, think about all the amazing experiences you have had in Kumamoto and put that much more energy into everything you do your last few weeks. Good Luck to you all. Thank you.




If this one doesn't work, I give up.
Which do you like better?

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

A decidedly sub-par Hash

I apologize for not posting so much recently. Adam has got some good stuff lately, check him out.

Hashers in a vending machine graveyard
If you click on the picture, I added several notes to tell you who the immortals are.
On Saturday June 18th, the Miyazaki HHH contingent put on their 2nd Miyazaki City Hash. The day had potential for greatness as 25 hashers gathered in a vending machine graveyard for the start. Among the 25 were 7 immortals, an astounding 13 hash virgins and an unprecedented 7 nihon-jin. Hash vet Emily and Stiffulis Hige were the hares.

After the virgins were thoroughly soaked with beer, the pack set out to follow the sparsely marked trail through several rice fields and snake-ridden backwoods before being spit out in the suburbs. After several dead stops and hard-core checking, they finally followed the path through the breathtaking Heiwadai Peace Park. Finally, the first beer near. 3 beers and 2 bottles of sports drink had to appease 23. By then the group was well-spaced out and winding through the labyrinth of city streets. Here is where things got hairy. As the hash approached its 3rd hour, the lead group, about 5-6 of us, followed the trail through Miyazaki Shrine and the surrounding park and struck out towards downtown. The second wave of people reached the shrine as darkness bagan to fall and could not pick up the trail from the Shrine. Myself, Andy and Hi and Squeaky stumbled on for another hour and eventually found the abandoned Home. Several others were lost on the trail between the Shrine and Home. As Stiff Hige and Emily took calls of distraught hashers and proceeded to pick them up, another 2 hours pas
sed. When everyone was retrieved and deposited back at the Shrine, it was about 9pm. We had started the Hash at 3.

I am not one to dwell on the negative aspects of a hash. It was just a rather ambitious trail for weekend warriors and especially for the large number of hash virgins. I think the hares underestimated the number of people coming out and overestimated their abilities. The hash should be a mildly challenging course with an emphasis on fun, drinking and the partying afterwards. Like Stiff Hige said later, it's a steep learning curve indeed. Here's to a successful Miyazaki City Hash in the near future. The highlights:

-Great turnout and lots of virgins, great job promoting it everyone.

-More Japan natives than have run a hash before. 4 local high school boys joined the run as well.

-The Heiwadai Peace Park and the Miyazaki Shrine were incredible settings to run through. Great scouting.

-For the first time ever, there was no religion; therefore no immortalizations.

-10 of the 25 hashers were from Kumamoto. Way to represent and get your rat out!

On a personal note, I refuse to leave Japan and have this be my last hash. Therefore, I will gladly come out of retirement to set a course. It's gonna be held on Sunday, July 17th, 2005. (It's a 3 day weekend) It shall be known simply as "The Professor's Return". The starting box will be in front of Kumamoto Station at 1:30 pm. Plan on an exciting course with some crazy twists and stunts like you've never seen before. If you are in town, come on out for it. Let's show them Miyazakians how to hash!

Thursday, June 09, 2005

the great Kumamoto quarry jump

My pursuit of waterfalls to jump off has taken me all around Kyushu Island. However, one of the best jumps is so close to my home. Here you see me demonstrating a not-so-fundamentally sound jump into an old quarry, which is conveniently located near downtown Kumamoto (you can see downtown in the top right).
the Kumamoto quarry jump
My brother and I first discovered this place on a tip from a local man who is famous for going down the stairs to the local bar on his hands. Trust me, it's awesome. We had only heard of people jumping it, never saw it. So naturally, unintelligently, we jumped right in. I can only guess how deep it is. The water seems to be clean enough... In addition to jumping here on several occasions, we ended a hash here and with drunken teamwork, we managed to push a couple thousand pound boulder over the edge and into the abyss. Still one of the coolest moments in Japan.

I post this because since last fall, the powers that be have decided to make this into a park. In the past, we had to access the quarry by walking through some dense bamboo forests, a very inaccessible, well-kept secret. The secret is apparently out. They have tore out the forests and foliage and built a road up to the quarry. They built a huge drain in the water to regulate the level. The even built a staircase down to the water so people could take a proper swim. (We all know how much Japanese people love swimming in cloudy water--not much). I hope to get another jump in here sometime, but it's a little hard when they are working on the place all the time. Another spot down.

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Bund Tunnel, Shanghai

Recently, I've had a little time (and extra space on Flickr) to upload some old photos. I've wanted to put more pictures up from my past 3 years in Japan and my vacations around Asia. So stay tuned for more.

Bund Tourist Tunnel
Here is the Bund Tourist Tunnel that runs under the river in Shanghai. My brother Joe, sister Lynn and I enjoyed Beijing, Nanking and Shanghai over Golden Week about a year ago. The first year or 2 I used my camera, I sometimes inadvertantly took photos in the night photo setting. Usually they would just turn out blurry, but sometimes it's a pretty cool effect. This was a slow tram ride on a futuristic rail car with an insane soundtrack. Although we were in China, there was a voice that spoke in very scientific language very softly over some very trippy music/sound effects. If I can remember, some of the terms offered by the pleasant voice were things such as "infinite time", "endoplasm reticulum", "photosynthesis", "synergistic elements", etc. The 3 Fingerhut sibblings proceeded to add our own narration: "premature ejaculation", "bloated intestine", "viscous secretions", etc. We are intercultural lotharios.

Monday, June 06, 2005

Adam's Sumo Prowess

hot sumo action

In April of 2003, a large group gathered under the beautiful cherry blossoms of Kumamoto Caslte to celebrate Adam's birthday. As the beers were emptied and the shochu was busted out, Adam accepted the invitation of two drunken, scantily clad salarymen to sumo on the nearby gravel. Though he refused to break out his leopard skin boxers like the fine gentleman above, he partially disrobed for the big event. He proceeded to get tossed onto his back several times before retiring in shame. Adam, mad respect for swallowing your pride on your birthday.

And everyone else, check out Adam's Higo Blog here. Recently he's written some real interesting stuff on the state of Japanese education and his experience in a slightly furyo situation.

Friday, June 03, 2005

A stroll down the Hakuzan Dori

There is a street near my house named the Hakuzan Dori. It is certainly not a historical street. Quite the contrary, it's a suburban nightmare of a (thoroughfare?). I often speed (sped) down this street in my car (R.I.P.) or scooter and take the sights for granted. However, recently, I have reached the point of my career in Japan where I know I should take notice of normal things here and realize they are not so normal in the states, or anywhere else for that matter.

First stop:
A sign of national pride
There is a very busy intersection, in which the middle of said intersection is placed this rather odd sign. My first year in Japan, I simply thought it was a sign for a restaurant specializing in food from the far north of Japan, islands off Hokkaido. Having studied a bit of history while I have been here, I noticed that there are a few islands in the area that have long been disputed territories with Russia. (See Tsushima War) Upon further review, I noticed this sign was something more political, a patriotic message perhaps. I may be (correct me if I am wrong) off base here, but the sign translated means: "The Northern Islands (Japan's), the day they are returned to Japan, the day of peace." Pretty interesting for a peaceful nation...

Continuing down the street. A newly built attraction, full parking lot 24/7. Huge revenue into the neighborhood. What else? A pachinko parlor.
Where to go...

Noisy machines are the attration here. Slots and pin-ball style games dominate the average man's time and yen. I recently partook in the grand scheme with Manami and one of her friends. This guy knew what he was doing. He helped me out and the three of us ended up winning 5,000 yen in an hour. Not too shabby. I didn't mind it altogether, just a little loud and a bunch of low-lifes hanging around, I mean look at his award winner...
happiness is slots

From there, it's about a 5 minute walk to the local used goods store. Here, you can find anything from delicious dishes, to dilligent drum sets. Check the name of the store:
hard what?
I mean I have to say it. If this store sells used things, what's the name of the store that sells new stuff. Soft Off..? or, eh...

Sunday, May 22, 2005

Aso City Hash, 5/21/05

If you want to see a photo of the participants, I posted it in the files section of the Kumamoto AJET Yahoo! Groups page. Requires login, sorry.

On May 21st, the 31st running of the Kyushu HHH convened in the newly formed Aso City. Brother Sliced Bush promised a day to remember under the watchful eye of a smoking crater. 14 hash veterans joined 3 virgins as we started a labyrinthian course through Aso and Ichinomiya town. We located the first beer near meters away from highway 57, then continued to farms and ground golf facilities in the foothills. As we rounded a corner, we were confronted by a massive Clydesdale horse, who nearly hopped the fence to join the pursuit. From the second beer near, we headed up the side of Aso itself, a terribly exhausting climb, sidestepping cow-pats, outrunning raging bulls, avoiding tourist buses and getting lung fulls of sulphur tinged air. Finally, after reaching Sensuikyo Shrine, we located on home and finished halfway up the side of the ancient fire mountain. Hash Lowdown:

-Sh*tf*ck snuck up on Sliced Bush placing a mark very near the finish. He proceeded to nab him and enforce the no-pants rule during religion.

-Another Hash first: Sliced Bush claims the first "moving on-ons"; chalk spots placed strategically on nearby cows. Well done.

-A beautiful YBF: run up a path, climb a ladder on one of those irrigation/drainage thingies then being greeted by a huge YBF on the opposite wall.

-Chad was immortalized as Golden Girl - a homage to his beginnings in the TV show's oft referenced "back in St. Olaf..." and his fine gold locks.

-Mark Frey, joining his 5th hash in his 3 year Japan career, was immortalized as Drag Queen Racer. We are talking about a man who can wear a kimono 2nd best in all of Japan. We were also treated to a few stories of his unreal driving adventures on and off the roads of his beloved Aso.

-Due to a beer underestimation on the part of Sliced Bush, Chu Hi was used for several down downs. DJ Chu Hi was unavailable for comment.

-Due to a approaching rainstorm, a rousing religion was held under a roof at the entrance of a male Toire.

Thanks to Sliced Bush for a well-executed day and the safety drivers for running the drunk shuttles later on. The next Hash will

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Flying Koi and Shochu Dreams

This past weekend, Manami and I hit completely opposite ends of Kumamoto Prefecture on consecutive days. Saturday, we headed for the small hamlet of Tsuetate, north of Mt. Aso on the border of Oita Prefecture. It is here that they have a special festival every year. Over 3,500 Koi flags/wind socks are strung up over the river and flown for a few weeks. Manami and I picked up Jamie and we headed for the town to check out the Koi. This is what we saw:
The Flying Koi

Sunday, we picked up Joe early and headed for the town of Hitoyoshi, Kumamoto's 3rd or 4th biggest city, near the border of Kagoshima Prefecture. There was a Shochu (Rice-brewed Liquor of Southern Japan) Festival. We walked around and only found two booths providing free samples. Slightly disappointed, we headed for the source: the Shochu brewery. We walked to the nearby Sengetsu (a popular local brand) factory for a short tour. At the end of the tour, we sat down at a table with about 10 different branded bottles sitting on the table and another 10 on shelves on the wall. Over the next 2 hours, Joe and I proceeded to try nearly all 20 brands and ranked them accordingly. Finally, we had our fill and selected the winner. We stumbled out and searched for discount yaki tori, yaki ika and okonomiyaki on a stick as the festival was shutting down. Thanks to Manami, our safety driver, we arrived back in Kumamoto where we gorged on a pot of Somen noodles. It was a delicious Sunday.

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Travels in Singapore and Malaysia

Malaysia Pride

To view the pictures from the trip, just click on the linked text below for the corresponding picture. Or to view them all, click here. Enjoy.

A string of consecutive holidays here in Japan allowed me to take a 9-day vacation from April 28th to May 6th. As this was my last extended vacation to take during my time in Japan, I wanted to visit a teacher I used to work with at one of my schools in Kumamoto. He and his family now live in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia where he is an English teacher at the school for Japanese. So I decided to combine my visit to Malaysia with a short stop in Singapore to experience more sprawling cities of SE Asia.


SINGAPORE: Japan’s Shame

I arrived in Singapore for the second time in my life only this time I was actually going to leave the airport. I arrived on Thursday afternoon and planned on staying until Saturday night. The first day I spent with an acquaintance, Emily, from nearby Miyazaki. (She had a 15-hour layover in Singapore.) We decided to take a long walk and check out the sights. As we were walking along a main strip of bars and restaurants, we happened upon a pub overflowing with people out onto the sidewalk imbibing the fine brew. The interesting thing about these people was that they were all wearing bright orange shirts or hats. I hadn’t even realized I happened to be wearing the only bright orange shirt I own at the time. I was told by and woman with a beer in her hand and a baby strapped to her that anyone wearing orange would be awarded with free beer. Delighted, I went forward and heard a bell ring, meaning no more beer. Sadly, I left the orange throng and continued to walk. We found several famous landmarks of Singapore including the Mer-Lion, the Durian Opera House, Fullerton Hotel, Raffles Hotel and a memorial to civilians killed by Japan’s WW2 invasion. Finally we headed back to one of the best hostels in Singapore, The Inn Crowd, located right in bustling Little India.

The next day, I was again on my own and on a mission to find out about Singapore’s history. The city itself is only about 200 years old and was founded by this British fellow named Raffles. Since then it has existed as a huge melting pot for many cultures, the majority of the population of whom are Chinese, Indian, Malay and various Westerners. Due to my recent interest in WW2 and more specifically, Japan’s role in it, I knew Singapore had played a large part in the Pacific Theater of the War. In the morning, I headed for a small museum called Battle Box located in an urban park, Fort Canning. The Battle Box was the command center for British and allied forces during Japan’s invasion of Singapore in early 1942. This small bunker has been made into a replica of the command center complete with animatronic officers who performed the parts of the men who were there. It was very interesting to see how the generals and staff had to take into account so many factors regarding the rapidly approaching Japanese forces before realizing they had to surrender. I picked up a few interesting anti-Japanese propaganda post cards. I spent the rest of the day strolling Chinatown and securing a train ticket into Malaysia for the following evening.

That evening, I took a long train ride out of central city and headed for the starting box of The Lion City Hash. This was my second opportunity to join a hash outside of Japan. Along with about 60 other people, we started and followed the trail marked by chalk and biodegradable TP. Most of the people were middle age expats in Singapore for work. We ran through a forest that seemed like it wasn’t there just 40 years ago. There were overgrown buildings and abandoned factories through which the course winded. The highlight of the hash was when the trail went right through a small shelter with about 7 people just sitting and staring at us. There was one man and the rest were pretty good looking young women (one of whom was just emerging toweled from bathing in a little pond). I found out later these were probably Thai prostitutes living and working illegally in Singapore. I am sure they appreciated 60 people running straight through their living quarters—well, I appreciated it. After a funny religion and a down-down for myself as one of 3 guest hashers, we had dinner. I sat near a young Japanese woman and her middle-aged German husband. He was retired and she worked in Singapore. I am intrigued by the German accent and laughed for hours as I talked about Japan and Singapore life with them.

The next morning, I bid farewell to Nadia, Brooke and Chad, three Kumamoto JETs who had been in the same hostel as I. I headed for the small village of Changi near the airport. It was here that the Japanese imprisoned thousands of Singaporeans and allied troops. Today it is a very thorough museum and memorial to the prisoners and the victims of the Japanese atrocities. The conditions of the prison were appalling and the things the Japanese resorted to are just unimaginable. I saw that as many as 50,000 Chinese Singaporeans may have been massacred by troops. One of the prisoners painted massive religious murals at the prison’s hospital and they were restored in the museum. I then went into Changi Village and took a short nap on the beach as the planes came in for landings right over my head. That night I hopped in a sleeper car for the overnight train ride to Kuala Lumpur.

(Be sure to check out some photos of some pretty interesting and bizarre signs in Singapore.)


MALAYSIA: Concrete Jungle, Ancient Rain Forest

I arrived early on Sunday morning and was greeted by Mr. Motomura, my former co-worker in Kumamoto. After a delicious breakfast served on banana leaves at a local Indian restaurant, we hit a morning market to get some exotic fruits. Mr. M pointed out that the butcher was located below the market and away from all the other food stalls due to the religious customs of Islam and Hinduism. These two religions were easily the most prevalent in Malaysia and I was amazed to see huge Hindu temples standing next to elaborate mosques. It was quite a contrast just in architectural style. I was then brought to the Motomura residence located in a huge condominium, up on the 10th floor overlooking a beautiful park and mountainside. I had met his wife and cute 10-year-old twin daughters again after just a brief meeting in Kumamoto. During my time there, I was treated like a king in their house. Not only was my laundry taken care of, I had a room to myself, was cooked delicious meals and served more exotic fruits such as massive Papaya, Mango, Dragon fruit, Star fruit, Rambutan and countless others whose name I don’t know. For the day we went sight seeing around the city. We went up into the Kuala Lumpur Tower, the 4th highest radio tower in the world and got great views of the surrounding city and the magnificent Petronas Towers. I was really amazed at how so many buildings were based on Islamic concepts and designs, from the obvious to subtle. In the afternoon we went to a Malay dance performance and got to pose with the dancers afterward. We ended the evening at a delicious restaurant in the shadow of the Petronas Towers that was cook your own food in a large boiling vat called a steamboat. I at the largest crab claw I have ever seen.

The next day was a vacation day for Mr. Motomura, so after stocking up at a food store for my camping trip the next day, he and I headed for the suburbs. Not too far from the city is a massive cave called Batu Caves that has been turned into a Hindu shrine. There were many colorful statues all around the place and even an audio tour to explain the significance of all of the Hindu gods. After a brief afternoon rainstorm, we headed back home for a relaxing evening.

The next day I boarded a bus at a downtown hotel and took the 4-hour journey to the ferry terminal at tiny Kuala Tembeling. From there it was a 3-hour, 60 km boat ride in a thin but long wooden craft to Malaysia’s largest National Park, Taman Negara. The park boasts one of the oldest rain forests in the world, over 130 million years old. It has gone untouched by ice ages and volcanic activity, which have affected other rainforests in the past. The park is also home to thousands of different species including Malay Tigers, elephants, rhinoceros and my personal favorite the barking deer. The boat ride was a little hot and my posterior was most certainly numb from sitting on hard wood, but I saw quite a few animals. A huge snake swam near the shore and a herd of water buffaloes cooled off nearby. I spotted a few interesting birds fishing. I got to the small town of Kuala Tahan near the park’s HQ and quickly set up camp. Just as I arrived, two 3 feet long monitor lizards scrambled past my feet into the woods. This was gonna be fun. My goal was to avoid the dank hostels in such a beautiful setting so I had brought my handy tent and gear for hiking and camping. The weather worked out great considering in was a rain forest but the biggest problem was the insects. I coated myself in mosquito repellant continuously, but I was still feasted upon for the 2 days I was there. Also, if I ventured near any river, I was immediately swarmed by bees. I didn’t get stung the entire time I was there but it was pretty uncomfortable slapping at the bees buzzing around me. The morning after I arrived at the park, I rose early and broke camp and set off for the riverside campsite of Kuala Trenggan, about 13 km away. I left around 8 a.m. and barely stopped walking until I made it to the camp at about 1:30. I came across amazingly tall trees and very interesting vegetation. When I arrived at Kuala Trenggan, I was out of water and needed a refill if I was to stay the night there. There was one man there working on something and he told me that this camp had been closed. No shower, fine; no facilities, no problem; bees, bring ‘em on; but potable water was a problem. I made the decision to hitch a ride with the man in his boat and head back to my original campsite, only about 10 km down the river. I rewarded myself with a delicious dinner at a local floating restaurant that night before retiring to my tent and the amazing orchestra of a rain forest at night. The next day I went to a special Canopy Walk constructed in the treetops of the nearby forest. A few planks were held up by ropes with nets on the side, but it was still a thrill walking as high as 150 ft above the forest floor. I did a similar treetop walk in Australia, but those were actually built from the ground, whereas these were suspended from the trees themselves. The planks actually swing and sway as you walk along. After that I climbed a nearby hill for great views of the endless forest in the distance. I had some lunch then set out down another path for a cave about 3 km away. As I walked, I came upon a family of Orang Asli, the group of native people that are legally allowed to inhabit and live off the forests of Taman Negara. There were 3 kids, one of whom was buck naked, and a mother with a baby hanging on her in a small wrap. She was topless other than the baby holder, but she was chopping some wood and ignored me as I passed by. I snapped a photo of some of the kids on my way back from the cave. I arrived at the cave with my headlamp and was ready to explore its depths. As I entered however, I saw that wasn’t going to happen. Not only were there many bats hanging from the low ceiling of the cave, a few were awakened by my presence and started flying around. I thought the better of it and decided to not go in. That night I laid down to sleep at about 10 and heard the unwelcome sound of thunder in the distance. I had full confidence my tent could withstand any caliber thunderstorm, but for some reason I felt uncomfortable set up under towering trees during a violent storm. I awoke again at 2 a.m. when the rain started to zip up my tent. I expected to be kept awake by the storm, but again fell asleep until I wake around 7 to a torrent on the walls of my tent. I would have waited it out, but I had to get a boat out of the park in the morning. I quickly packed up in the rain and headed out. The rain had stopped by the time I got on the boat and it was another long pleasant ride down the river. I arrived back in KL in time to join the Motomura daughters for some late afternoon swimming and then joined Mr. M for a night of fine foods and drinking with his co-workers at his school.

The final day I spent on my own going to various sites and shopping areas around the city. I finally got an up-close view of the beautiful Petronas Towers and the scarily massive shopping mall beneath them. I experienced another afternoon downpour, delighted to be in a place with fast changing weather much like St. Louis. At last, I met up with the Motomuras to say a million thanks and good-bye at the train station. I took the KL Int’l Airport Express and hopped on a flight back to good ole Fukuoka X.

The more I think about the trip, the better it gets. I was able to explore Singapore and get to know its interesting history and its unfortunate relationship with Japan. It was my first long trip completely on my own and now I can see how that’s almost preferable unless we are talking about family. I met many interesting people but was able to be independent and pursue my own interests. I met an old friend and was treated royally by him and his family. I experienced two huge cities and was able to retreat to one of the most remote parks in SE Asia for some well-needed quiet and nature injection.